Dear Dan and Phil,
We are very grateful for all of the content you’ve been uploading to YouTube lately and we love every single video.
Sincerely, The Phandom.
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
The Phandom right now:
even more evidence that SOMEONE has sold their soul in exchange of daily phan videos . IT’S THE CROSSROADS DEMON MAKING THIS WIND, GUYS!
fuck everything who needs to get into college and have an actual future. not this girl!